sometimes my friends amaze me at the shit they say...

[14:52] Friend: how was your weekend? did you go ride quads with [Roommate]?
[14:55] Me: yeah, justin rode my quad
[14:55] Friend: i rode something myself...
[14:56] Friend: i'm such a skanker now
[14:59] Me: what, joe?
[14:59] Me: err someone else
[14:59] Friend: ew god no, not joe
[14:59] Me: who?
[14:59] Friend: my friend spencer
[15:00] Friend: he said we should have a race to drink a smirnoff ice and if he won, he got to f* my brains out
[15:00] Me: well, still got your brains?
[15:02] Friend: that i do. i didn't stand a chance though
[15:02] Friend: he finished his in about 35 seconds and i still had over half
[15:04] Friend: i don't back out of stuff
[15:05] Me: shit Friend... wanna race on drinking a smirnoff ice? winner pays the other person 100 bucks?
[15:05] Friend: no, i don't wanna race.
[15:06] Me: well you can just pay me 100 bucks then
[15:07] Friend: or you can just pay me $100
[15:07] Me: no, i'll race you for it
[15:09] Friend: you're funny!
[15:09] Friend: still not happening
[15:10] Me: oh, but you'd race spencer for a chance to get in your pants?
[15:10] Me: *cry*
[15:11] Friend: [Roommate]: although we should race on drinking sminof ice for 100 bucks cuse justin is broke
[15:11] Friend: i thought you two didn't talk?!
[15:12] Me: great minds think alike
[15:12] Me: no, i said don't rely on information being passed.
[15:12] Me: never said that we dont talk from time to time.
[15:13] Friend: whateva
[15:13] Friend: but yeah, i'll race for sex, but not for money
[15:14] Friend: i've made out with 3/5 of solemite now. i've almost completed the set
[15:14] Me: gee.
[15:14] Me: do you get a nifty purse badge for that?
[15:15] Friend: i already have 20+ solemite pins. you've seen them, i'm sure
[15:17] Friend: i don't feel like highlighting them and saying "the ones in blue were kissing buddies, green denotes sexual history, and white are purely platonic"
[15:21] Me: well why not?
[15:21] Me: makes em interesting
[15:22] Friend: they're already interesting
[15:22] Friend: damn, i meant to shower like an hour ago
[15:22] Me: "Gave me VD, has bad teeth..."
[15:23] Friend: "slobbers when he kisses, tried to stick it in my ass..."
[15:24] Me: and on that note, im going to play ping pong.
[15:24] Friend: ha ha, k have fun