again, not expecting this...

[12:24] Friend: YOU KNOW how to tell when a chick is really hot
[12:24] Me: is when your wife or girlfriend's jaw drops?
[12:26] Friend: NAH..... when your done fucking her and your straight male friends want to suck you just to get a taste of her
[12:26] Me: wow. wasn't expecting that one
[12:26] Me: and sorry. no woman will ever be that hot to me.
[12:26] Me: because some guy, somewhere... is tired of putting up w/ her shit